The inevitable barrage of crap has already begun infiltrating the news system, and eventually it will stop being funny and really start pissing us off instead. To avoid this situation arising please avoid posting news about the topics below:
Jark was fired! - We know. Dear GOD we know. Most of us don't want to hear about whether you think spyed (https://www.deviantart.com/spyed) is a "jirk", or that you want to +fav Jark, regardless of what 'side' we're on.
I submitted a new deviation! - I don't want to be too harsh, but look, most of us don't care. This event never deserved a news post in the past so why would it now? Perhaps I should start posting news about the